Patio Bars, Live Bands & Man Buns

Things I learned in Orlando...

Julie made me go out. 

Again. 

She made me leave the hotel room. And sit outside. On a patio. All evening.

1.  The man bun is alive and well in 
Orlando

2. If the band has a sax player, you know they're gonna be good. Also, mandatory man buns if there's a sax player in the band

3.  Its handy knowing how to lip read when you're people watching

4. If you're 60 and you're drunk enough its ok to hit on 20 year olds boys

5. If you need to make out while sitting at the bar with your newly found aforementioned 20 yr old, you really should get a room

6. If guys at the bar keep looking over at you, check to make sure the hot sexy teenage waitress isn't standing behind you before you get too flattered 

7. If the only people who will go out with you dressed in your sleezy barely clothed blinged out outfit are your uncomfortable-looking adult children, you may want to rethink your style

8. Patio bars in Orlando have cornhole. This is a bandwagon we need to jump on

9. If today, you teach the group to tell time using "ish", tomorrow you don't have to worry about being late to the training because now everyone knows that 8ish and 9ish are practically the same time

10. If you're going to rock a bright green sweatband, you better accessorize with a matching bright green arm band to hold your pen and lighter

Bonus: People watching becomes more fun directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol you consume